Binjpipe Empire (Binjpipe Country and Planet)

The Binjpipe Empire is a country featured in Binjpipe Country and Binjpipe Planet. In both the Country and Planet timelines, it controls all of North America. However, in the Planet timeline, it also controls all of South America and Africa.

Before Binjpipe Country
Binjpipe was founded on June 14, 1999, as an online DVD rental service. Binjpipe introduced a monthly subscription in January 2000.

In March 2006, Binjpipe introduced video on demand via the Internet, nearly 1 year before their rival, Netflix. At that time, Binjpipe had around 650,000 subscribers.

In January 2011, Binjpipe had a total of 29.2 million United States streaming customers, and 34.7 million total streaming customers. By September 2013, Binjpipe had subscribers in over 120 countries.

Binjpipe Country
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Operation Binjpipe Country was created as a plan for world domination. The plan involved convincing all of their subscribers to revolt against their governments through subliminal messages hidden in their content. In April 2015, Operation Binjpipe Country was put into action. Soon, riots break out in various cities throughout the world. At the time that Operation Binjpipe Country was initiated, Binjpipe had 36.6 million United States streaming customers, and 52.9 million total streaming customers.

From June 2015 to February 2018, the riots caused by Operation Binjpipe Country grew larger and larger, eventually escalating into full-scale rebellions. In March 2018, countries begin to collapse and descend into anarchy as a result of the rebellions.

In September 2019, the nations of North America collapse, and the newly formed nations begin fighting for dominance in the continent. Some nations fight to reunite their homeland.

Binjpipe took control of Baja California, and took over the surrounding regions in December 10, 2019. The State of Binjpipe was declared on the next day.

In February 2020, Binjpipe begins experimenting with turning humans and animals into "content". The first test subject was a certain Josh "Schmitty" Schmitstinstein. On May 21, 2020, Binjpipe seized control of the Pima Republic and converted the government of Pima into content. Binjpipe did the same thing to the Congressional Republic of Mogollon on October 22 of the same year.

From 2020 to 2043, Binjpipe began taking over every nation in North America, converting their governments into content and brainwashing the citizens into subscribing. The states of Arizona and Idaho willingly join Binjpipe, as their presidents are subscribers too.

In November 2043, Binjpipe finished conquering North America and proclaimed the continent as property of the Binjpipe Empire. But on December 11, the corporate overlords at Binjpipe realized that while they were busy in North America, the rest of the world has been conquered by Blorgonian invaders. The Blorgonians attack Binjpipe at the start of 2044, starting the First Binjpipe-Blorgonian War.

The war ended in stalemate on January 21, 2050. There were over 1 million total casualties.

In 2070, a diplomatic incident involving the leaders of the Binjpipe Empire and the commander of the Blorgonian force on Earth led to another Binjpipe-Blorgonian war. Some people have pointed out that this seems to repeat every 6 years or so.

In 2152, the Binjpipe Navy destroyed the Sea Minus and killed everyone onboard, including the captain, Chuck Hull.

In 2184, a resistance revealed itself to the world and started the World War of '84. The war ended on October 31, 2196, with no victor.

In 2289, three different nations successfully revolted against both Binjpipe and the Blorgonian force.

In 2355, the Blorgonians staged a massive invasion of the Binjpipe Empire. Despite some success, the invasion utterly failed.

In 2362, Binjpipe's headquarters was moved to Jamaica.

In 2366, Binjpipe constructed a time machine and returned to 2020 to stop the Blorgonians from invading Earth so that the Binjpipe Empire can expand into other continents.

Binjpipe Planet
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The Binjpipe Empire waited until 2024, when the Blorgonians attack through Europe. After a successful intervention in the Netherlands, the country that the Blorgonians were attacking, the Binjpipe Army proceeded to go all out and invade the Benelux region. Once the region is fully occupied, the 2366 Binjpipe Army decided to assist the 2024 Binjpipe Army in conquering all of North America, establishing the Binjpipe Empire in 2035 instead of 2043. With 8 years to spare, the Binjpipe Army and Police worked together to capture all of the Jackbox hosts and turn them into content.

Binjpipe's intervention in the Netherlands and capturing of the Jackbox hosts led to the creation of a new timeline. In this new timeline, the Resistance never forms since there is nobody to lead it, and humanity isn't brought to near-extinction by the Blorgonians. And more importantly, Binjpipe now has all the time in the world to expand into other continents. Binjpipe fully conquered South America in 2061, and took over Africa in 2076.

In 2052, Binjpipe lost control of the Benelux to a new world power: the Union of European Republics, a reformed version of the EU. There is one other power that formed in this new timeline, that being the Free State of China, a nationalist-led Chinese state.

In 2082, Binjpipe declared war on the UER while the latter was busy fighting China. But on May 13, 2091, China and the UER signed a peace deal, leaving the Binjpipe Army to fight alone. Despite that, the war ended in a victory for Binjpipe, and nearly all of Western Europe was annexed by the Empire as a result.

In January 2107, Binjpipe made several attempts at invading the UER through the British Isles, but failed every time.

In late May 2119, Binjpipe declared war on China and tried to annex all of their European territory. However, Binjpipe only managed to take parts of Eastern Europe and a small portion of the Middle East, in a war that lasted 12 years and had a death toll of over 13 million.

On February 15, 2136, a rebel group known as the New Binjpipe Revolutionary Front revolted against the leaders of the Binjpipe Empire. At the same time, the Blorgonian mothership arrived on Earth and the aliens began their slaughtering of the human race.

During the Blorgonian attack, Binjpipe suffered heavy losses in Africa and South America. The NBRF managed to put up a fight thanks to their "un-brainwashing" technique they use on Binjpipe subscribers. A force unknown to Binjpipe also contributed to the Empire's downfall by freeing the prisoners of Data Center #28 and transferring them into new bodies.

Binjpipe lost La Paz to the Blorgonians on August 26, 2137. With nobody left to lead the country, combined with the incident in Data Center #28 and the resulting inability to produce new content and loss of control over the subscribers, the Binjpipe Empire ultimately collapsed on January 3, 2138. And from the ruins of the Empire, a new nation was born...