Blorgonian Invasion Force (Binjpipe Country series)

The Blorgonian Invasion Force (or BIF) is an entity featured in each story in the Binjpipe Country series. The Blorgonians are a species of aliens found in the Andromeda Galaxy. As for their home planet, that's up for debate.

Binjpipe Country
The BIF attacked Earth on June 28, 2024. The BIF quickly conquered Europe in 2028, and then finished off Asia and Africa in 2037. The BIF took over Oceania and South America in 2043.

With only North America left to conquer, the BIF declared war on the Binjpipe Empire at the start of 2044. The war ended in stalemate on January 21, 2050.

And from that day onward, another Binjpipe-Blorgonian war would start every 6 years or so.

One of the goals of Earth's Resistance was to liberate different parts of the world from Blorgonian control. So when the Resistance revealed itself in 2184, they immediately attacked both Binjpipe and the Blorgonians, thus starting the World War of '84. The Blorgonians quickly destroyed every Resistance cell they could find.

The war ended on October 31, 2196, with millions of casualties on all sides of the conflict. In 2302, the Resistance managed to liberate the Northern Mariana Islands from Blorgonian control. The BIF then swiftly and easily recaptured the islands.

Binjpipe Planet
In 2366, Binjpipe used a time machine to return to 2020 and wait for the Blorgonians to start attacking Earth. When June 28, 2024 came around, the Blorgonians attacked through Amsterdam. However, the Binjpipe Army quickly destroyed the Blorgonian force before they could finish off the Netherlands.

In 2119, the European Space Agency reported that the spacecraft E.S.S. Stornoway was hijacked by Blorgonian "space pirates". The ESA noted that the Blorgonians had changed the ship's course towards Earth. On top of that, there were signs that the "space pirates" had been communicating with another vessel; the Blorgonian mothership. The ESA decided to tell the world about the situation. The news shocked everyone, except for Binjpipe's corporate overlords.

On March 3, 2120, the Stornoway crash landed in Antarctica, leaving 50 Blorgonians stranded and waiting for the arrival of the mothership. Using the resources they have, the Blorgonians constructed a special suit to help them survive the freezing conditions of Antarctica. The suit allowed the Blorgonians to take over all of Antarctica, finishing on October 12, 2135. The Blorgonians then proceeded to invade the Earth on February 15, 2136, the same day that the New Binjpipe Revolutionary Front revolted against the Binjpipe Empire.

The Blorgonian mothership appeared in Africa to fight the Binjpipe Army. With the aid of the mothership, the Blorgonians easily decimated Binjpipe's forces and conquered Africa. The Blorgonians also invaded the Jutes in Denmark and swiftly crushed them.

The mothership moved to South America, where the Binjpipe Empire was stronger, and assisted the Blorgonians in taking over the continent. They then took control of La Paz, the capital of the Binjpipe Empire, on September 26, 2137. The Blorgonians then proceeded to invade every other continent and massacre the entire human race.

Binjpipe Apocalypse
To be written.

Trivia

 * The BIF is based on the aliens from Push the Button, a game in the Jackbox Party Pack 6. In earlier versions of the game, the aliens were called "Blorgonians". Now they're just called "aliens".